ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough


When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,


When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,


When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.


When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.


When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.


When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked


When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never forgets


what to do?????????????

p/s : the bo$$ alway$ right...